中式英语笑话.doc

中式英语的笑话
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Chinglish,即"中式英语"。学****者在写作中往往先用汉语打腹稿,或列出中文提纲,再把汉语一句句机械地转换成英语,带有明显的汉语痕迹,因而不能被以英语为母语者所接受。中式英语指带有中文语音、语法、词汇特色的英语,是一种洋泾浜语言。中式英语在英语被称为“Chinglish”,是汉语及英语的英文混合而成的合体字。
请看下面有关中式英语的小笑话
two who and who!
咱俩谁跟谁啊!
are you ? how old are you?
怎么是你?怎么老是你?
have seed,I will give you some color to see see, brothers ! together up !
你有种,我要给你点颜色瞧瞧,兄弟们!一起上!
far as you go to die!
有多远死多远!
everybody!if you have something to say,then say!if you have nothing to say,go home!!
有事起奏,无事退朝!!
me you me
彼此彼此
Give Me Stop!!
你给我站住! !
is know ,noknow is noknow...
知之为知之,不知为不知…
SISTER
表妹
born dragon,chicken born chicken,mouse’son can make hole!!
龙生龙,凤生凤,老鼠的儿子会打洞!
11..I give you face you don’t wanna face,you lose your face ,I turn my face
给你脸你不要脸,你丢脸,我翻脸
e one car go ,two car pengpeng,people die
车祸现场描述
flower angry open
心花怒放
past no mistake past
走过路过,不要错过
:I am sorry!
老外:I am sorry too!
小明:I am sorry three!
老外:What are you sorry for?
小明:I am sorry five!
you want money,I have no;if you want life,I have one!
要钱没有,要命一条
call Li old big. toyear 25.
我叫李老大,今年25。
have two down son
你有两下子。
,天天向上:
good good study,day day up!
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