唐伯虎与秋香
Scene one
(音乐:Happy day)
唐伯虎的五位妻子正在家中玩牌…
唐:(手摇用钞票攒成的扇子,摆pose)I’m back, honeys 。
Wives:(一人一叫)honey, sweetie, dear, darling, candy。
Wife 1: Today is payday, isn't it?
2: How much have you got?
3: You’ve promised to treat us a big meal.
4: We want to go to KFC。
5: Yeah, let's go!
Scene two
(They enter KFC.)
Wife 1: I want a hamburger.
2: I want a fried chicken.
3: I want potato chips。
4: I want Pepsi。
唐:Ok, ok, find a table first, and sit there quietly。 I know what your favorite is.
(唐伯虎取完食物回来)
唐:(按顺序发)Your hamburger。 You fried chicken… (看见秋香)Ur…what a beauty!(石榴忙梳妆)
石:Would you want to treat us?
唐:Ok, of course! Join us!
石:Oh, a free big meal!
秋:That’s not so good。 We have to go。
石:Why? Let’s have a meal, a free meal, and a handsome guy.
唐:According to your temperament, you two mustn’t come from ordinary family.
石:Yes, we are from 华府. My name is 石榴. I like cooking, swimming, …
(Cell phone ringing)
秋:Hello, oh, I’ll be back soon!
对石:We have to go。 Madam Hua called us.
对唐:We are so sorry。 Thank you all the same。
石:See you. This is my card.
唐:(看秋香,看老婆)唉!Now I really know what a beauty is!
(唐伯虎和祝枝山闲逛,在街上,见告示,一脸惊愕,转高兴)
唐:God bless me!
祝:You're so crazy about money?
唐:Money? No! It’s a secret!
祝:(鄙视状)Ur…I see. It must be some women.
唐:My parents give birth to me, but you are the only person who knows me。 I must be quick!
Scene thre
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