英语小话剧 搞笑唐伯虎点秋香.doc

(江南四大才子结伴出游)一女子:你们看,你们看,江南四大才子在那边哎.(look,look!esthefourhandsomeboys!)(众女子兴奋观看)(四大才子摆POSE,众女子倾倒逃散)(一女子被四人拦住,被迫跳河)唐伯虎:想跑?你飞不出我的五指山的。(欲跳下河被拦住)(don’tgo,youcan’tflyoutofmyfivefingers!)祝枝山:伯虎兄,有人在看。(keepcalmbrothertang,someonewatching)祝枝山:今天我们江南四大才子到这里游山玩水,难怪那些女子要疯狂了。(Todaywefourhandsomeboyshere,it'snowonderthatthosewomenarecrazy!)文斌:说得是,(that’strue)文征明:各位各位,既然大家今天兴致这么好,不如来吟首诗如何?(hey,boys,howaboutsingingpoemssinceweareexicted祝枝山:哎,征明兄提议的好啊。文斌兄你先来。Thatsoundsgreat!so,brotherwenbing,yousingingfirst!)文斌:来呀!(OK),山下一群鹅。文征明:嘘声赶落河。祝枝山:落河捉鹅一肚饿。唐伯虎:吃完回家玩老婆。三人:哎呀,对得妙呀,真是绝句!(Ohmygad,thispoemisreallycool!)唐伯虎:啊哈哈~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~`(hahahahaha)三人:真的那么好笑?!(oh,whathelaughedat?andWhat’sofanny!)文征明:为什么唐兄每次出游,都那么豪情奔放呢?(whybrothertangcankeephappyeverytimewhenwegoout?)文斌:乐而忘形,实在令人(三人)羡慕羡慕啊。(Joybutdriven,reallymakewethreeenvy)祝枝山:不过老实说,在江南论文章,唐兄他才高八斗,论丹青,妙笔生花,真是不折不扣的才子啊。(buttobehonest,brothertang’sarticleandhispaintingarethemostfamous,heisarealtalent!)文斌:不错,最令人羡慕的就是他在音律方面也有很高的造诣。(yes,andheisalsogoodatmusic)唐伯虎:那倒是,古今中外各种乐器我样样都玩得都出神入化。最近我还在研究一种西洋打击乐器,很带劲儿哦。有机会可以研究一下,大家。Thanks!ThereisnodoubtthatIcanplayallkidsofinstrument,andrecentlyIwasstudyingawesterninstrument,it’sperfect,wecandiscusssomeday!)文斌:对,研究一下!noproblem!文征明:我觉得唐兄最令人羡慕之处,莫过于他的艳福啊。人人都知道,唐兄家中有八位夫人,各个都貌美如花,国色天香。做人能象唐兄这样,夫复何求啊?ButIthinkwhatmostenvyusishis8beautifulwifes,ifIhavethesamelift,thereisnoregret唐伯虎:啊哈哈~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~(ahahahah)祝